Decks
Curated bundles. The same topic seen across blog, satire, and video — stitched together so you can read or watch the whole arc in one place.
The Galvão saga AUTO
The Atos / Galvão arc — coaching, controversy, the Mica era. Auto-curated.
Submission grappling — no-gi
ADCC, CJI, WNO, EBI — the no-gi era and its protagonists.
Belts & promotions
When to promote. Who deserves it. What a stripe really means.
Gym culture
Politics, drama, weirdness — the human side of training.
The Mikey Musumeci file AUTO
Every take, satire, and short we've published involving Mikey Musumeci. Auto-curated.
ADCC — the saga
Trials, payouts, politics, and the road to the Worlds.
Coaching & instruction
How instruction works, how it fails, and the people teaching it.
The Gordon Ryan file AUTO
Every take, satire, and short we've published involving Gordon Ryan. Auto-curated.
Competition
Trials, podiums, brackets, and the chaos that produces them.
BJJ × MMA
When the cage and the mat trade fighters — and what they bring back.
The Craig Jones file AUTO
Every take, satire, and short we've published involving Craig Jones. Auto-curated.
UFC BJJ
Dana's grappling promotion, takes 1 through 47.
For the white belt
Twelve takes that change how you walk into class. Hand-picked for the early years.
Best of theporra
Ten of the funniest fictional gut-punches we have published. All clearly satire. None of them happened.
Drama & beefs
Suspensions, expulsions, the receipts. The sport is small. Everyone knows.
The Gracie canon
Every take we have published involving the family that built the sport.