The Craig Jones file
Every take, satire, and short we've published involving Craig Jones. Auto-curated.
Jun 12, 2026
Craig Jones' Training Secret: What Teammates Revealed
Craig Jones built his no-gi reputation on a specific narrative: he was different. While everyone else was in the gym destroying their bodies with traditional strength training, Jones claimed he was just rolling, flowing, outsmarting people through technique and timing.
Jun 3, 2026
Craig Jones Called Gordon Ryan a 'Classic Right-Wing Grifter' in Playboy
When Craig Jones's Playboy interview hit the internet and started circulating through the BJJ community, it became clear that something had fundamentally shifted in how the sport's biggest personalities were choosing to speak about each other—and about the sport itself. The piece
May 16, 2026
Gordon Ryan Posted About Hanging Politicians. Craig Jones Released His Wife's Arrest Footage and Sold the Merch.
Craig Jones just turned Gordon Ryan's wife's arrest into a merch drop. Backstory: Nathalia Santoro, Ryan's wife, was arrested in Texas last October after a high-speed police chase.
May 3, 2026
Jay Rod Is Definitely Not Training at Simple Man #Shorts
#BJJ #JiuJitsu #Shorts Banned in May 2025 for predatory behavior, Jay Rodriguez is back at the rebranded gym. The 'not training there' statement got falsified by his own date-stamped video — a logo on the mat that didn't exist while he was a member. Sources: - Jay Rodriguez Mak
May 2, 2026
FloGrappling Said Goodbye To Craig Jones On April 5. He's Spent Every Day Since Using The Farewell As A Microphone.
FloGrappling said goodbye to Craig Jones on April 5. The farewell was gracious.
May 1, 2026
Gordon Ryan Posts About Hangings, Silent on Wife's Arrests #Shorts
#BJJ #JiuJitsu #Shorts Gordon Ryan's been posting all week — hangings, taxes, politics. The one thing his feed won't touch is his wife's two Texas arrests. Sources: - Gordon Ryan Stays Silent On Wife's Arrest, Chooses Politics — BJJEE: https://www.bjjee.com/articles/gordon-ryan
Apr 29, 2026
Craig Jones Just Booked A $10 Million Main Event Against A Guy Who Doesn't Show Up
Craig Jones just booked a ghost. Kamaru Usman summarized Dillon Danis's last twelve months of grappling activity in four words: "He doesn't show up." Days later, Craig Jones announced him as the main event of CJI 3, a $10 million grappling tournament scheduled for July 2026 at a
Apr 28, 2026
Craig Jones Quit. Then JayRod Came Back. #Shorts
#BJJ #JiuJitsu #Shorts Craig Jones publicly tore up his ties with Simple Man, FloGrappling and the ADCC pledge. Weeks later, his old gym let a banned teammate back on the mat — and proved his point. Sources: - FloGrappling Confirms Amicable Split With Craig Jones: https://www.b
Apr 27, 2026
FloGrappling Said Goodbye To Craig Jones On April 5 #Shorts
#BJJ #JiuJitsu #Shorts FloGrappling gave Craig Jones the kindest goodbye in grappling media. He's spent every day since using it as free promo for CJI 3. Sources: - FloGrappling Confirms Split With Craig Jones: "Hey, Let's Not Do This": https://www.bjjee.com/bjj-news/flograppli
Apr 27, 2026
Craig Jones Bet $10M On A Guy Who's 0-4 #Shorts
#BJJ #JiuJitsu #Shorts Craig Jones just made Dillon Danis the $10 million main event of CJI 3. Danis is 0-4 in twelve months with four cancellations. The promotion says there is no backup plan. Sources: - Craig Jones vs Dillon Danis Announced As CJI 3 Main Event: https://jitsma
Apr 25, 2026
Craig Jones Confirms Full Split From Simple Man #Shorts
#BJJ #JiuJitsu #Shorts Craig Jones severs the last institutional tie with Simple Man. Add it to the pile: FloGrappling, ADCC, the equal pay pledge. CJI 3 drops with ten million and zero partners — and he's still the main event. Sources: - BJJEE: Craig Jones — CJI 3 and the inde
Apr 17, 2026
Community Fears CJI Is 'The Next Metamoris' — Craig Jones Claps Back
Eighty-four percent of the grappling community thinks CJI is the next Metamoris. Craig Jones's response was two words.
Apr 13, 2026
Craig Jones Named the Quiet Part Out Loud #Shorts
#BJJ #JiuJitsu #Shorts Craig Jones left Danaher. Founded B-Team. Left B-Team. Now he does not talk to Simple Man — the gym he built. His words: we do not align morally. Not business goals. Not creative differences. Morally. Then Jay Rodriguez — banned from B-Team for predatory b
Apr 8, 2026
Zero Tolerance Lasts About a Year in BJJ #Shorts
Jay Rodriguez was expelled from B-Team for inappropriate behavior with female teammates. Eleven months later, he's back training at the same gym under a new name. Sources: - BJJDoc: Jay Rod Returns to Simple Man: https://bjjdoc.com/2025/12/28/exclusive-jay-rod-is-training-at-simp
Mar 29, 2026
Pans Results, Craig Drops ADCC, Covington Mauls Danis #Shorts
IBJJF Pans black belt finals are done — AOJ took six golds, twins Enderson and Larissa Dias both won gold on the same day, and Gabi Pessanha's double Grand Slam dream is dead after Sarah Galvao beat her in the absolute final. Craig Jones pulled his $48K ADCC equal pay pledge bec
Mar 29, 2026